I have recently across the holy divinity, the entity, the enigma know as the D Bonglord. He has changed my very existence, he has given me a sense of direction. Before he introduced into the life of 8meal degustation of lucifer's lettuce, I was a mere follower, or a drone. In my final years of uni to receive a doctorate in medicine, I am glad I found d Bonglord. I am now devout worshiper of my high priest d bonglord and my lord and saviour Satan. This lettuce has changed me for the better as my night is dark and full of terrors.